diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

being shy is the worst thing ever i wish i wasnt shy because it ruins everything 

inbox:

inbox:

i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers

i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people

bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

solluxforpresident:

normal people:  popular in real life
weird people:  popular on tumblr
me:  unpopular in real life and tumblr

assiest:

why do people have to get ready for bed?

i’m always ready for bed

unbearables:

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

thinking about using these

black-nata: